A new viral trend online is disputing who would win in a fight: 100 British people versus 100 Americans.
The rules are that no weapons could be involved. It’s imaginary mano a mano.
Now that’s cute. Everyone knows that this was settled in 1776 and if it came to it again, it would end the very same way.
Come on now, Limeys. The U.K. government has succeeded in emasculating most of its men. The last burly man I saw in the U.K. was in a sequined dress in a ladies toilet. Plus, a cup of tea isn’t going to fuel you for a fight against coffee drinkers. Wisely do not forget yourselves here.
I jest of course but if the fight were me versus Keira Knightley, I’m liking my odds!