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A new viral beauty hack is replacing eye cream with hemorrhoid cream but; dermatologists say you should not do that because it contains steroids. It’s for your butt, not your eyes.

A family from Hong Kong is demanding an explanation for why flight attendants gave their three-year-old child wine on a flight from London to Hong Kong.

Monday night was the Met Gala and what did we learn about haute fashion? That pants are not in style.

The White House posted this photo for May the 4th saying “Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.” The Community Notes points out that the red Lightsaber is actually the color used by the Sith Lords.

Italians are playing a fantasy-league-style game called Fantapapa to predict who the next Pope will be. Polymarket currently favours Pietro Parolin.

President Trump joked that he’d like to be the next Pope but don’t worry, he’s not a serious contender and neither is his choice of Cardinal Timothy Dolan.

A teenager in Missouri was dancing on top of an SUV while leaving a party on Saturday, fell off, and was fatally struck by a fire truck responding to an emergency call. Note: Don’t do that.

The media was up in arms that President Trump wore blue to the Pope’s funeral. He was most certainly not the only one in blue.

It’s the fourth Thursday in April, a.k.a. Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day. If you’re remote-only, congratulations—your living-room HQ just became a juice-box co-working space. Remember: “Mute” is your friend, and yes, snacks are a fully reimbursable “team-building expense.”

This headline: “Starmer no longer believes trans women are women.” He changed his beliefs because of a court ruling? What a limp biscuit!