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Italians are playing a fantasy-league-style game called Fantapapa to predict who the next Pope will be. Polymarket currently favours Pietro Parolin.

President Trump joked that he’d like to be the next Pope but don’t worry, he’s not a serious contender and neither is his choice of Cardinal Timothy Dolan.

A teenager in Missouri was dancing on top of an SUV while leaving a party on Saturday, fell off, and was fatally struck by a fire truck responding to an emergency call. Note: Don’t do that.

The media was up in arms that President Trump wore blue to the Pope’s funeral. He was most certainly not the only one in blue.

It’s the fourth Thursday in April, a.k.a. Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day. If you’re remote-only, congratulations—your living-room HQ just became a juice-box co-working space. Remember: “Mute” is your friend, and yes, snacks are a fully reimbursable “team-building expense.”

This headline: “Starmer no longer believes trans women are women.” He changed his beliefs because of a court ruling? What a limp biscuit!

The Internet is accusing President Biden of Photoshopping this Easter shot of his family. This is a Kate Middleton job if ever there was one!

A viral food craze in Las Vegas is the cotton candy ice cream burrito. It is made with strawberry ice cream, Fruity Pebbles, M&M’s, and sprinkles. It may be enough to make the Easter Bunny faint.

George Clooney says that the Democrats should look to Maryland Governor Wes Moore as the future of the party. If I were Governor Moore I would say “thank you but no thank you” to an endorsement from Clooney after what he did to Joe!

A man in Germany was fined €4,500 for hugging German Chancellor Olaf Scholz. Those German leaders really don’t “embrace” their constituents. Get it!