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🚨 Bird Flu – May 14 2024


Happy Tuesday.

High school seniors in Illinois pranked their principal by having him followed by a bagpipe player. He "thought it was hilarious" so no one got in trouble. 

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In Case You Missed It. 

πŸ‘‘ Harry and Meghan have been ordered to stop fundraising for their Archewell foundation by the California Attorney General because it is delinquent on its filing fees. A spokesperson for the couple says that the check is in the mail. 

🌈 The U.K. has banned rainbow lanyards and other political statements for official government ID badges. A government minister says that lanyards “should be a standard design reflecting that we are all members of the government delivering for the citizens of the U.K.”

πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ Miss Teen USA stepped down last week and the runner up says that she doesn’t want the crown either. 

πŸ’¦ Navy families are asking for $1.25 million in damages after the military allegedly allowed leaked jet fuel to get into the drinking water on a base in Hawaii. 

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken is in Ukraine today to promise Zelensky that more weapons are on the way. 

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ Russian President Vladimir Putin will travel to China next week to meet with Chinese President Xi Jinping. 

πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Russia has blocked Rumble for refusing to meet government censorship demands. 

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Australian war crime whistleblower David McBride was sentenced to five years and eight months in prison. 

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Lead: War Coming to Europe

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"Who do you trust to keep you safe?” Prime Minster Rishi Sunak asked in a bid for re-election today. In this somewhat apocalyptic speech, Sunak admitted that Europe is at war with…well, everything. 

There is a culture war, a war on immigration, a war on freedom and a war with Russia and Hamas. According to the Prime Minister, this means that his party should stay in power. 

"War has returned to Europe with our Nato allies warning that if Putin succeeds in Ukraine they might be next. War rages too in the middle east as Israel defends itself not only against the terrorists of Hamas but against a barrage of missiles fired from the first time directly from Iran,” he said. "Right now, in Africa conflicts are being fought in 18 different countries and Putin's recklessness has taken us closer to a dangerous nuclear escalation than at any point since the Cuban Missile Crisis."

This is how his re-election campaign will play out then. You can’t change leadership under the Trojan horse of war, right? This sounds familiar. It is currently keeping Ukrainian President Zelensky in power and it is the same ploy being used by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who faces re-election next year. 

GameStop Roars Back

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Roaring Kitty is back. This is the individual investor who started the GameStop stock boon in 2021 and he has done it again. On Monday the stock nearly doubled after he posted again and short sellers lost close to $1 billion. 

Roaring Kitty (real name: Keith Gill) didn’t post any words – just memes indicating that he was ready to disrupt institutional investors once again with the power of the people. And many people were ready. 

“I’ve got $100k and I’m ready to risk it all,” one user wrote. 

The last time he did this, he was dragged in front of Congress because the big boys got hurt. They don’t like it. How will they react this time? 

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Introducing The New Chapt GPT-4o

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OpenAI, the creator of ChatGPT, has launched GPT-4o, a spooky accurate virtual assistant. 

The company explains it this way: "GPT-4o (“o” for “omni”) is a step towards much more natural human-computer interaction—it accepts as input any combination of text, audio, and image and generates any combination of text, audio, and image outputs. It can respond to audio inputs in as little as 232 milliseconds, with an average of 320 milliseconds, which is similar to human response time in a conversation."

It can see you. It can see your surroundings. It can teach you about the world around you. It can translate languages in real-time. It is impressive. But is it the singularity? Or is it both? Watch this crazy video where Chat GPT-4o helps a kid with his math homework. 

What's Trending?

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Michael Cohen is trending because the former Trump lawyer took the stand in the “hush money” trial and it was reportedly a dud testimony that he had hoped to leverage to launch a new reality show. 

This Army Officer’s resignation letter is trending because he resigned in protest of what he calls the U.S.'s "unqualified" support for Israel's “killing and starvation” of civilians in Gaza. The officer is himself Jewish. 

Wicked is trending because of this new video from the upcoming movie based on the hit Broadway play. The film is due out this Thanksgiving, and my 7-year-old Wicked fan can't wait. 

News By The Numbers

13. That is how many times President Biden reportedly checked his watch during a 2021 transfer of fallen soldiers who died in Afghanistan. Former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki lied about this in her new book “Say More” and has been forced to retract it because: video evidence.

30. That is how many types of cancers are linked to obesity, according to a new study

48. That is how many Red Lobster restaurants will be closing in the U.S. 

Here we go! Bird Flu Cometh

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Seventy people in Colorado are being monitored for bird flu even though none of them are showing symptoms. 

This is funny timing because in April World Health Organization doctor Jeremy Farrar said that bird flu may mutate to spread human to human and that the mortality rate is extremely high. He is the same doctor who fraudulently changed the conclusion of the Nature journal article that "concluded" that Covid was not from a lab. 

He was never punished for this bit of academic fraud. Instead he was appointed to the chief scientist at the World Health Organization. Now, this untrustworthy doctor warns us that bird flu can mutate and be spread from person to person and that we must focus on "vaccines, therapeutics and diagnostics."

The WHO is also now warning that viruses can spread through airborn pathogens and guess what? They launched a tool to assess the air quality of all indoor spaces showing that person-to-person conversations are as dangerous as ever. How long until this is used to return to remote work and, conveniently, remote voting?? 

This newsletter is written and researched by Natali Morris.
Please feel free to reach Natali at [email protected]
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