🚨 Cheeky – March 26 2025

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Lead: Protests for Peace on Both Sides

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The simultaneous protests in Gaza and Jerusalem are a beautiful reminder that people are not their governments. These are humans that want and deserve the same thing: peace.

Hundreds gathered in Gaza on Tuesday chanting “Hamas out” and “Hamas terrorists.”

“Hamas is demanding our people to remain steadfast. But how can we remain steadfast when we’re dying and bleeding,” one protester is reported to have said.

In Jerusalem, thousands are still rallying outside the residents of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu demanding a hostage deal. The sister of freed hostage Yarden Bibas, whose wife and two young sons were murdered in captivity, spoke out saying to the Israeli government: “Don’t offer condolences, bring forth a deal.” She said that “military pressure kills the hostages, military pressure raises the casualties.”

According to the Times of Israel, police “forcibly removed several protesters from outside the Knesset, and images and footage showed police officers dragging demonstrators one by one.”

Crossfire Hurricane Declassified

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President Trump signed a Presidential Memorandum requiring “the immediate declassification of all FBI files relating to the Crossfire Hurricane investigation.”

Crossfire Hurricane is the name the FBI gave to the investigation it opened into the Trump campaign. It was named after the 1986 Penny Marshall film Jumpin’ Jack Flash, which was related to a Rolling Stones song with the lyrics: “I was born in a crossfire hurricane.”

The Crossfire Hurricane operation was the brainchild of the ruling class, originally meant to smear the 2016 Trump campaign and later to delegitimize Trump as President. It involved a lot of dirty play on the part of CIA director John Brennan, FBI director James Comey, FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, President Obama, Senator Hillary Clinton, Senator Adam Schiff and many more people. They did in fact spy on the Trump campaign and they did in fact open investigations based on flimsy if not downright fake intel and they dragged people’s lives through the hell for it.

Current FBI director Kash Patel was one of the main investigators who brought Crossfire Hurricane to light so he knows and he told us what he could in his book Government Gangsters but there is surely more classified information that we should see. Will the government make a case against the actors who used the Justice Department in this way? They should.

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Hitler Didn’t Kill Himself

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Argentina will declassify documents related to Nazis in Argentina after World War II. This could include proof that Adolph Hitler himself was one of them.

This will surprise non-conspiracy knowers but not us Redacted readers! There is copious proof that Hitler did not kill himself. In fact, the skull fragment that was supposedly from his self-inflicted gunshot turned out to be female while the blood samples were male. This couldn’t have been from his companion Eva Braun because she supposedly died by cyanide.

A great rundown of the many holes in the story of Hitler’s death can be found on the History Channel’s Hunting Hitler. They prove without a doubt that Hitler and several other senior Nazi officials did in fact continue socialist activities in South America.

So what else is there to know? Well, what did the Argentine government know about this? Did the U.S. government? (They did.) Why was this kept from the world during the Nuremberg Trials? How did this affect the Jewish immigrants that fled Europe to settle in South America?

Argentine President Javier Milei announced that these documents would be made public during a meeting with representatives from the Simon Wiesenthal Center, an international human rights organization that combats antisemitism.

What’s Trending?

Space X swirl is trending because U.K. skywatchers observed the above vista in the sky on Monday. It was reportedly caused by a SpaceX rocket.

Russell Wilson is trending because the quarterback has reportedly signed a one-year contract for $10.5 million with the New York Giants for $8 million.

Malcolm in the Middle is trending because the show is being reboot on Disney+ with most of the original cast.

News By The Numbers

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$43 million. That is the final figure for how much Snow White made in its opening weekend at the box office. That is worse than the $45 million that was originally projected and one of Disney’s worst opening weekends for a film ever. That figure is even crappier when you consider that Snow White is among the top 15 most expensive films ever made with a budget of $270 million. Still, the lead actress Rachel Zegler had the nerve to brag about the film being number one in the world. That’s one way to look at it.

14. That is how many lawsuits against Diddy were withdrawn by plaintiff lawyer Tony Buzbee because he is denied the licensed to bring them in New York.

400. That is how many arrests were made by ICE between March 18 and 23. Officials say that at least 200 of those apprehended had criminal records.

Energy Colonialism

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Serious students of climate science know that developed nations peak in energy demand and carbon emissions and subsequently decline as the technology advances. The U.S. and Britain both hit those peaks between 2007 and 2018 and a new report from the International Energy Agency (IEA) shows that China has too.

“In China, growth in energy demand slowed to under 3% in 2024, half the rate in 2023 and well below China’s average annual growth of 4.3% in recent years,” the report says. “Emissions growth in China slowed in 2024, though per-capita emissions are now 16% higher than in advanced economies and nearly twice the global average.”

The IEA now warns that “emerging and developing economies accounted for over 80% of global energy demand growth.”

Energy growth is related to an improved quality of life for nations but climate activists hate the very notion of increased energy usage. You could frame it this way: Why do some countries get to improve the lives of its citizens with energy use while others are warned not to?

As African entrepreneur Magatte Wade puts it: “They’re burning coal in Europe while telling Africa to stick to solar. Colonial mindset never died, it just went green.”

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