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🚨 Royal Mess – March 13 2024


Happy Wednesday.

Experts say that “dry clean only” doesn’t actually mean “dry clean only” and many people feel betrayed by this.

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🇨🇳 At least two people have died and dozens were injured in an explosion near Beijing today.

⛷️ At least two people died in an avalanche in Japan. They were reportedly skiing on a hill that had not been prepared as a skiing area.

🇯🇵 A rocket set for space exploded on launch in Japan today.

💣 A massive explosion in the Pittsburgh area has killed at least two people. Yes, another one.

🗳️ As expected, President Trump has secured the Republican nomination for President and Joe Biden has secured the Democratic one. You’re not in Groundhog Day. This is happening again.

📞 NASA is launching a message to Jupiter this year to try to find alien life on the Gas Giant’s moon.

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Lead: Red Line? What Red Line? 

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The U.S. is now saying that there are no red lines for Israel. Never mind. Nothing to see here. As you were. Go back to watching Netflix.

Last weekend, President Biden told MSNBC that if Israel attacks Rafah, where Palestinian civilians have gathered to escape the bombs of the Israeli army, that would be a red line. On Tuesday, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan said that he didn’t mean it.

“We’re not going to engage in hypotheticals about what comes down the line and the reports that purport to describe the president’s thinking are uninformed speculation,” Sullivan said.

They’re not speculating. It is what the President said. When asked about an invasion of Rafah the President responded: “It is a red line but I’m never going to leave Israel.”

That’s not how red lines work, sir.

Sullivan did say that the U.S. “the US won’t support an IDF operation in Rafah unless Israel puts forward a plan to evacuate the over one million Palestinians currently sheltering in the city.” The IDF probably won’t do that because they clearly don’t have to. The U.S. will keep sending weapons anyway.

U.K. Bans Puberty Blockers as Europe Is Waking Up

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The National Health System in the U.K. will no longer prescribe puberty blockers to children for gender dysphoria.

These are drugs were developed to treat child cancer patients whose chemotherapy brought on precocious or very early puberty. They were never intended to pause development into adulthood but they have been used for that at alarming rates in recent years.

The NHS made this decision in the absence of clinical trials. There is no research that shows that they are safe for children, nor is there research that shows that it alleviates symptoms of gender dysphoria. There is however decades of research that shows gender dysphoria resolves itself after puberty, which means that the puberty blockers are blocking the one thing that would help these young people.

Recently published documents from the World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH) showed that doctors know that pre-pubescent children do not understand what they are doing when they sign up for puberty blockers.

“It’s always a good theory that you talk about fertility preservation with a 14-year-old, but I know I’m talking to a blank wall,” one doctor said in a discussion about getting informed consent for these experimental drugs.




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Ukraine Admits They Cannot “Win”

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Ukraine cannot “win” and they know it. French magazine Marianne was given access to “”several confidential defense reports” from the French army on the war and it is damning.

French soldiers told the magazine this: “We must not deceive ourselves, in the face of the Russians, we are an army of butts!”

Clearly the French do not want to be sent to join the Ukrainians in their defeat, even though President Emmanuel Macron said that he does not rule out the possibility.

The report shows that the Ukrainian army is ill trained, ill equipped and ill staffed. One translation of this article says this: “Zelensky would need 35,000 men per month, he’s not recruiting half of that, while Putin draws from a pool of 30,000 volunteers per month,” observes a military officer returned from Kiev. In terms of equipment, the balance is just as unbalanced: the failed offensive of 2023 “tactically destroyed” half of Kiev’s 12 combat brigades.”

So peace talks then? Peace talks so no one else has to die.

What’s Trending?

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Jake Lloyd is trending. He played the young Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels. His mother gave an interview this week and said that he will not participate in the 25-year anniversary of those films because he is in a mental health rehabilitation facility.

This video is trending of South Carolina Rep Adam Morgan pushing back in congress to a fellow leader who says that representatives should not listen to their voters but vote according to business interests instead. Rep Morgan says no way to that and reminds the chamber that they too should be listening to their constituents instead of “dark money entities.”

This video is trending from Propaganda and co. The video discusses the October 7 military operation from HAMAS and posits that Israel has been lying in order to cover up that their military was taken unawares and that their brutal response is in panic to dire circumstances for the Zionist regime.

News By The Numbers

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30%. That is how much Boeing stock is down on news that their airplanes are not well made and a whistleblower recently was found dead under mysterious circumstances. Policy say that they will investigate this death further.

3.2%. That is how much inflation prices measured in February of 2024 compared to February of 2023 in the U.S. That is 0.4% more than January of 2024. This is according to the Consumer Price Index Summary released by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

20. That is the age of Italian tennis player Luca Nardi. He beat Novak Djokovic on Monday at the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells, California.

The Royal Mystery

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The conspiracy around Kate Middleton is…taking up too much of my time. What are they hiding? There is a reason that this is important and it is not just palace intrigue. The public is being asked to buy an image and a story that is clearly not true.

Last weekend was Mother’s Day in the U.K. The Instagram account for the Princess of Wales published this heavily-altered image. It was comical how poorly it was done so the royal X account posted on behalf of the Princess taking the blame for amateur Photoshopping. This only fed into even more theories as to why. Here are a few:

– The Princess is dead, either from illness or a mysterious Diana-like death, and this is an old photo;

– The Princess is in a coma.

– The Princess is pregnant with an illegitimate child of family friend Thomas Kingston who allegedly committed suicide by giving himself a terrible head injury?

– This was taken late last year and the outfits altered;

– This was from an old Vogue cover;

The Princess has not been seen in public since Christmas Day, although the media reported that she was photographed in a car last week.

The question is WHY? Given that Palace motto to “never explain,” why are they explaining with inconsistent explanations? Why won’t they just send her out to the park with a dog? Why would such a comically bad image be published given how carefully curated their image is? Why hasn’t she shown her face publicly? Why does every attempt at an explanation only make this worse?


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This newsletter is written and researched by Natali Morris.
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