Happy Thursday.
Philadelphia says that it needs lifeguards so badly that it says it will hire people who can’t even swim. Feel safer now?
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In Case You Missed It.
π΅πΉ Portugal announced it’s getting in on the tank action and sending Leopard tanks to Ukraine.
π©πͺ Caving to pressure from the United States, Germany now says it’s sending Leopard tanks to Ukraine.
π¨ Germany’s foreign minister admitted yesterday that Germany is at war with Russia. The last time that happened things didn’t end well.
π¦π· Banks in Argentina have more cash than they can handle after the currency has plummeted in value.
π Tesla announced record profits of $3.7 billion, up 59% from a year earlier.
πΊ Did Ukraine hack Russian TV? Reports are that President Zelensky appeared on live Russian TV for a few minutes on Wednesday.
π«π· France announced that it would withdraw troops from Burkina Faso.
πΊπ¦ Ukraine has admitted defeat and has withdrawn troops from Soledar, conceding defeat in that key battleground.
πΊ You can catch last night's live Redacted show right here.
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