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A soda delivery truck plunged rear-first into a sinkhole in Mexico City over the weekend. No injuries were reported — unless you count the bottles of Jarritos that went, “my little soda pop.”

Larry Ellison is now the world’s richest man, having dethroned Elon Musk for the title. That’s nice for him I guess.

The British government is so rattled by a Banksy mural satirizing judges at the Royal Courts of Justice that it may pursue a criminal damage case — a move that could finally expose the artist’s closely guarded identity. Clearly he (or she) hit a nerve.

This is the picture President Trump is alleged to have drawn for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, according to The Wall Street Journal. His team says he didn’t. Either way, it’s one of the dumber political news cycles of our time.

A new study shows that people who use their phone while they’re pooping are more likely to have hemorrhoids.

The “Tush Push,” also known as the Brotherly Shove, is a short-yardage football play the Philadelphia Eagles have made famous in recent seasons. Now it has an official sponsor: Dude Wipes

A Catholic community too, by the way…” That’s how Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey referred to the Catholic parish that just lost two children in a mass shooting. An afterthought. His first priority in remarks was to reassure the trans community—because the shooter was trans.

Not the ‘Orgy Dome’! A massive windstorm flattened the iconic Burning Man structure just as the festival kicks off this weekend. Looks like the forces of nature don’t want you doing that in the desert.

Cracker Barrel apologized for its new logo after backlash from loyal customers caused a $143 million loss in market value. The company says that the old man from the original logo — affectionately known as “Uncle Hershel” — will remain on menus and road signs. Now kill that new logo and we’ll be back to biscuits.

This man in Germany was sentenced to 18 months in prison for speech and conduct crimes. He didn’t harm anyone, but he supported Vladimir Putin, marched in a Nazi uniform, and burned LGBTQ flags. Now he’s turning the very pro-LGBTQ laws he once mocked to his own advantage—enrolling in prison as a woman and set to serve his sentence there, a twist that has German authorities scrambling to tighten the law.