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Forecasts are calling for possible snow in Tampa, Florida this weekend. Insert your own hell-freezing-over joke here.

MSNBC reportedly aired an edited image of the victim of the ICE shooting. Apparently someone thought he was not handsome enough for their airwaves, even in death.

The 2026 Doomsday Clock will be announced at 10 a.m. today. It is the nonsensical calculation of how close we are to human extinction. I asked ChatGPT if we would all die in a nuclear apocalypse this year and it said… “It depends.”

Social network Unscrolled hit #11 in the App Store this weekend and is being framed as a TikTok alternative. The app is owned by a Palestinian-Australian founder and is being embraced by users looking to route around Israel-controled TikTok. If you’re testing the waters, I’m there too!@natalimorris

Grocery stores across the South are struggling with empty shelves as residents brace for a record Arctic blast. Bottled water is especially hard to find due to the worry that pipes will freeze or burst.

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says he’s working on national legislation to ban cell phones in schools, citing concerns about depression, low academic performance, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, radiation exposure… and also probably dumb memes.

You guys we can relax. The rumors that Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry have broken up are not true. Love wins.

A condo complex in New Jersey is requiring dog owners to submit DNA samples of their pets so the HOA can test abandoned dog poop and fine offenders who don’t clean it up.

Maybe Hollywood awards shows shouldn’t be televised anymore. The audience keeps shrinking every year. The Golden Globes ratings show the ceremony lost another 7% of its viewers, on top of last year’s decline. At some point, you have to ask why these are still treated as national events. Most industries hand out their awards quietly in hotel ballrooms. Hollywood could do the same and spare the rest of us the spectacle.

This video of a tiny deer taking on a massive rhino at a zoo in Poland has gone viral. Guess who won? The little guy chased off the rhino proving that size isn’t everything!